Lydia Hearst To Play Linds!!

Supermodel Lydia Hearst has been cast to play a "bratty movie goddes in and out of rehab, introuble with the law, and hounded by greedy agents, predatory papazzi, off-the-wall stalkers and media crazed" a role obviously based on Lindsay Lohan. The movie is called 'Dogs In Pocketbooks' and is preproduction now. I so cant wait for this one!

Lindsay Big Send-off & Come Back!

Lindsay Lohan is suppose to turn herself in tomorrow to serve a 90 day jail sentence followed by a 90 day rehab program. Lind's is getting ready for a big farewell tomorrow that will be for the books! She plans on making this jail stint her big comeback! Her first prison interview is already being shopped around for a cool million dollars. Once she's released she will start filming Inferno, the movie in which she will star as porn star Linda Loveless. Be sure to check back tomorrow...to see if she turned herself in or not....we got a tip that she was planning on leaving the country!